Scott Waters is an American tourist who has enjoyed several trips to England.
Here are a few of his observations about life in England:


The pubs close to early


Everything is generally older, smaller and shorter


The English are as crazy about their gardens as Americans are about cars


Everything comes with chips, which are French fries. You put vinegar on them


Look right, walk left. Again look right walk left. You’re welcome.


They can boil anything


There are too many narrow stairs


You’re better like peas, potatoes and sausage


Avoid British wine and French beer


Their coffee is mediocre but their tea is wonderful




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Everyone loves this American tourist’s random observations about England - Telegraph