Scott Waters is an American tourist who has enjoyed several trips to England.
Here are a few of his observations about life in England:
The pubs close to early
Everything is generally older, smaller and shorter
The English are as crazy about their gardens as Americans are about cars
Everything comes with chips, which are French fries. You put vinegar on them
Look right, walk left. Again look right walk left. You’re welcome.
They can boil anything
There are too many narrow stairs
You’re better like peas, potatoes and sausage
Avoid British wine and French beer
Their coffee is mediocre but their tea is wonderful
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Everyone loves this American tourist’s random observations about England - Telegraph
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