We’ve all been there: seated next to, behind, in front of, and/or near “the most irritating pax in the world“.
The “aromatic” pax
The bare feet intruder
The boozer
The off key singer
The seat kicker
The pungent foodie
The seat switcher
The snorer
The talk………….er
The undresser ( I’m referring to shoes and/or socks, not pants as in the article) are just some of the pax types.
Now I’ve witnessed quite a few from the list
bare feet on the bulkhead, the seat kicker (which I stopped with .….... a look) .
Been subjected to live performances of a Texas college fight song and the
‘ABC Alphabet’ and ‘I don’t want to be a chicken I don’t want to be a duck songs
sung in a five minute loop by a toddler and sat next to a pax covered in Vicks - luckily I was on the aisle and was able to get up and stretch……….a lot.
But the one pax that had me ‘almost’ regret getting that last seat, was ‘the pungent foodie’ - who had a garlic, onions, hot tuna sub and yes, the smell was as overwhelming as you can image.
Who has sent you up the wall?
Is this the world's most irritating plane passenger? - Telegraph
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