Thread: Paid training

I heard they make you sit in a grey plastic tub and follow the journey of a suitcase thru the conveyor. Then you get the surprise lav juice treatment. Then you're shown 2 hours of endless loop of the youtube baggage snafu "United Breaks Guitars"--with continual play of the songwriter's (Dave Carrol) 2-part lament. Then you spend 1/2 hour looking for Eli or Sophia's car seat and stroller, which never got on the flight. After that, you beg to work for reservations where you get verbally abused by faceless customers.
Welcome---I'm totally sarcastic and most of us are relatively harmless.
We're really good at nonrev stuff. Good luck!