From what I'm hearing here, I don't think I'd want to do English breakfast in England. I think I would pass on the breakfast and head on over to WHIMPY'S for a burger.
I had APACHE FRIED BREAD at the Inn of the Mountain Gods casino in Mescalero country near Ruidoso a week ago. Kind of like having a SOPAPILLA but thicker.
One thing I remember eating in England was KEBOBS.