Thread: Hiya! Newbie here!

Wonderful to have you here! We always need new "blood". My spouse just retired from Delta Air Lines (30 yrs!). We both travel all over the world when we can. You'll find lots of folks here who are crazed nonrevs. Perhaps you need to print this for future use:
NONREV PRAYER
In the name of the airplane,
and of the gate agent,
and of the lucky nonrev.
Amen

Our nonrev, who art at the gate
jittery be thy name
thy seat will come
thy wait be done
at the airport as it is at gate seven
give us this gate agent their daily chocolate,
and forgive us those who had less seniority
as we forgive those who have outranked against us
and lead us not into the middle seat
but deliver us from getting stuck again.

For thine is the first class,
and the complimentary bubbly,
and the open seats
now and forever

Amen.

I subbed for orange juice...forgive me, Spongebue! (one of our fave members, who has moved on to non-nonrev pastures)