Ok Randy, one of the most difficult airports (U.S.) to relax in is LAS. Slot machines at the gates, need I say more? Trust me, the clang clang clang of coins hitting the metal payout tray can melt nerves of steel.
However LAS does have a monorail and while the lights are bright, the train offers bench setting
(great for us non-contortionists) and no one counting trips, which along with the motion of the train makes the monorail the most comfortable place to rest at LAS. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
Other nominations?

Keep'em flying