Why did the chicken cross the road? Here's what the airlines have to say about it
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Air Canada-- Common Sense

Air France-- Because it wanted to see Paris

Alaska Air-- What road? Only snow

America West--It had a plan

American-- There was more room in coach.
It was de-peaking its hub

Ansett-- It was inevitability,
once the fox decided to
raid the chicken coop

Braniff-- Because when you got it, flaunt it

British Air-- Because she fell in love with a
"Beefeater"

Continental-- The news of its crossing has been
greatly exaggerated
Continental (pre 1983)--
Because it was a proud bird with a
golden tail

Delta-- Because chickens love to cross
roads and it shows

Eastern-- Our message to chickens
everywhere is simple,
"Welcome to the barbecue"

Jet Blue-- To see the free TV

Northwest-- Because some chickens just know how
to walk, run and fly.

Pan Am-- In our day, we didn't ask why the
chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed
the road, and that was good enough
for us. A chicken was a chicken.
It crossed the road because that
worked to get her to the other side

Qantas-- The chicken wasn't crossing the
road, it was doing the recommended
in-flight workout exercises

Southwest-- Because it had a 22 minute turn-
around

TWA-- There was no alternative

United-- Because the way forward is
sometimes the way back. It may
not seem like the chicken was
going anywhere by crossing the
road, when in fact, it was

US Air-- The question is not, "Why did the
chicken cross the road?" But
rather, "Why it takes 27 vice
presidents to plan the chicken's
route?"[/list]

Groucho Marx Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.

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Keep'em flying




[This message was edited by Migflanker on August 19, 2002 at 12:45 AM.]