Lines You'll Never Hear In A Real Cowboy Movie

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"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against participating in that showdown at the corral. The liability issues are staggering."

"You know..I reckon this town really is big enough for the both of us."

"That's him, that's the varmint that shot my therapist!"

"Three to five day waiting period? But I got a duel at sundown!"

"Hey barkeep! Another round of daiquiris".

"Dadgummint, slow down on that spinach dip."

"In this town we got a way to deal with murderin' scum like you...-civil litigation!"

"Let's see...hardtack and pemmican...that's three grams of fat, seven grams of protein and two starches."

"Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!" [/list]


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