A true Floridian
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won't pull off the road just to look at an alligator

wears a sweater when it gets below 70 degrees

won't yell "SHARK" when they see a group of porpoise playing in the surf

knows "waterfront property" isn't a condominium on a man-made canal 25 miles from the ocean

Laughs when Northerners say Florida doesn't have seasons

And a true Floridian knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 on the freeway- you say, "Bless her heart" and go on your way.[/list]

Keep'em flying