Quote Originally Posted by spongebue View Post
Either that, or "Fat Man blocks two travelers from exiting plane." Besides, he'd probably have a hard enough time moving from the window to middle to aisle, everyone would be off by then.

That reminds me, evacuations are actually really fast when people put their mind to it and don't worry about carry-ons: YouTube - Airbus A380 Evacuation Test
I kinda look at it this way--DEAD is DEAD and the fatman is responsible?? NAH--the airline! (chances are fatman has heart attack trying to get away from the burning plane--or maybe when he finds out about the dead pax he trampled or trapped momentarily...)
The seats still STINK!