Thread: The Night Before Christmas

Merry Christmas from Chuck Norris


In response to Jean-Claude Van Damme’s “split for Volvo Volvo Trucks - The Epic Split feat. Van Damme (Live Test 6) - YouTube Chuck Norris upped the ante.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year from Chuck Norris - Greetings from Chuck Norris - The epic christmas split - YouTube


Chuck Norris doesn’t request clearances, he states intentions.


When Chuck Norris taxies onto the runway, incoming traffic is told to hold short.


When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 0000, Chuck Norris is never under pressure.


Chuck Norris was told to IDENT, the controller was greeted with two fists coming out of his radar screen.


Chuck Norris doesn’t fly into headwinds…the wind is always running away from Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris doesn’t level off, he tells the altimeter to stop moving.


Chuck Norris once moved a stationary front.


Chuck Norris doesn’t need crew rest……..he never sleeps - HE WAITS.