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    Cool The Night Before Christmas

    Yes Virginia, there is a non-rev version of The Night Before Christmas - Enjoy!

    'Twas days before Christmas and there at the gate,
    not a non-rev was stirring, all could but wait.
    All held boarding passes securely in hand,
    hoping against hope they wouldn't have to change plans.

    When out on the tarmac I heard such a clatter,
    I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.
    Away to the window I flew in a flash,
    but slipped on spilled coffee and hit my head on the glass.

    When what to my blurring eyes should appear,
    but a blue maintenance truck, decorated with eight tiny reindeer.
    With a driver so handsome so lively and quick,
    I knew in a moment it must be a licensed mec-han-ic.

    More rapid than eagles his comrades they came,
    and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name:
    "On, Mikey! On, RJ, On Howie and Vixen!
    On, Comet! On Cupid! On Donder and Blitzen!"

    To the left and the right to the undercarriage they flew,
    in the steady advance of a well-practiced crew.
    They spoke not a word, but went straight to their work,
    and changed tire and brake then turned with a jerk.

    Then quick as they came, his accomplices they rose,
    "ready to roll Captain" were the words that he chose.
    But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
    Merry Christmas fellow non-revs and have a good flight."

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    I was there doing that tire and brake. And no hugs by the flight attendants either. Aint that a bear?

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    Merry Christmas from Chuck Norris


    In response to Jean-Claude Van Damme’s “split for Volvo Volvo Trucks - The Epic Split feat. Van Damme (Live Test 6) - YouTube Chuck Norris upped the ante.

    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year from Chuck Norris - Greetings from Chuck Norris - The epic christmas split - YouTube


    Chuck Norris doesn’t request clearances, he states intentions.


    When Chuck Norris taxies onto the runway, incoming traffic is told to hold short.


    When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 0000, Chuck Norris is never under pressure.


    Chuck Norris was told to IDENT, the controller was greeted with two fists coming out of his radar screen.


    Chuck Norris doesn’t fly into headwinds…the wind is always running away from Chuck Norris.


    Chuck Norris doesn’t level off, he tells the altimeter to stop moving.


    Chuck Norris once moved a stationary front.


    Chuck Norris doesn’t need crew rest……..he never sleeps - HE WAITS.
    Keep'em Flying

    Migflanker - Senior NonRev Correspondent - Los Angeles

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    Thanks a million, Migflanker! Oh, what fun it is to ride....
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    Ugh, I wrote a "nonrev's prayer" on a flight I barely got on a while back, stored on my tablet at home (I'm at work right now). I NEED to dig that up soon. Something to the effect of "Our nonrev/who art at gate seven/lucky is his name...." - I don't remember much beyond that, but it was brilliant, I promise!
    Spongebue - NonRev Correspondent - U.S./Midwest Region


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