<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>After much yelling, several u-turns, and many instances of changing 5 lanes in a single bound, <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Meg, sounds to me like you're ready for your California driver license.

How to identify where a driver is from
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1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

3. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: LOS ANGELES

4. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: INDIANA but DRIVING IN LOS ANGELES

5. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on ball game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

6. Both hands on wheel, seat as far forward as possible, head fixed only looking forward, ignoring people behind and besides you, stopping and waiting for the road to fully clear before making any foward progress: FLORDIA

7. One finger on wheel, oven mitt on seat buckle, air conditioner on full, obsessed with finding covered parking: PHOENIX

8. One hand on laptop computer, one hand at GPS/internet console installed in dash board, cell phone attached to head with microphone earpiece, having an executive meeting with half a dozen people on speaker phone, palm pilot wedged between knees to observe up to date stock quotes, and shoes kicked off with feet crossed because traffic hasn't moved in the past hour: BAY AREA/SILICON VALLEY

9. One gloved hand on wheel, one hand on heater, feet resting on mat because with all the ice on the roads, you'll not moving anywhere: VANCOUVER

10. Both hands on top of wheel, one foot on brake, watching pedestrians cross against the light: ORLANDO

11. Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is now wearing a barrel: LAS VEGAS[/list]

Keep'em flying