A few more
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Tower-- The light was green.
Wilbur and Orville Wright-- As to why , it's hard to say. Yet after we saw it couldn't fly, a thought occurred...If we could build a skid with a track going down the hill to the road, she just might make it across without touching the ground. [/list]
Thought for the day-
Opportunity knocks...fate breaks down the door and barges in.
Keep'em flying
Keep'em Flying
Migflanker - Senior NonRev Correspondent - Los Angeles
Still more, because you can never get enough chicken jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Nonrev Forum Edition--)
Nonrev1---- To set up a website.
Mickeymechanic (hangar line)---- The chicken's motivations are not my concern. Getting it across the road is.
Lovetofly---- To warn her family (4 crazy buddy pass riders) that a French steam-roller was coming.
Al (NonRev correspondent Australia)---- That's where the refreshments were.
Z---- Zed fares
29Palms---- I remember one time when a chicken wandered into my foxhole on Guam.
Caroljane---- To see the lights of Paris.
Synerd---- She was looking for options for her flight to Shanghai.
BRITSKI99 (NonRev correspondent London)---- The chicken crossed the road amiably enough promptly at half past four, after a delightful cup of tea and scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam.
DeltaPurser---- She jumpseated with a crow....so it was a freebie
Pago Flyer---- She had a "tip" on a horse.
Mrs767er---- It was inevitable after she saw the standby list at CDG.
Randy (NonRev correspondent Chicago)---- She wanted to see the parade.
Sgt- mechanic (B-check)---- I dunno, but I hope it stayed away from the landmines and junk.
Lynnette---- Unfortunately it was a case of the blond leading the blind.....SPLAT!
Vicki---- She wanted to stretch her legs. A SYD/LAX flight is a long time to be cooped up.
CSSup (NonRev correspondent traveling)---- It was economic necessity. It's where the job was.
and finally Why did the chciken cross the road?
Guest---- It didn't........it wasn't logged in!
Disclaimer--No one was actually interviewed, all comments are the result of my vivid imaginaton and an Inbox-Email. If you would like to be "quoted" in the future, post below.
Keep'em Flying
Migflanker - Senior NonRev Correspondent - Los Angeles
LOLStill more, because you can never get enough chicken jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Nonrev Forum Edition--)[/b]
These were the best!
Chris Bagley (Nonrev Network Founder)
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