Why did the chicken cross the road-The cities respond.
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Atlanta chicken- crossed the road eating a peach and drinking a Pepsi. Unfortunately she was struck by a runaway Coca-Cola truck and ended up the blue plate special at Chris&#39;s truck stop, diner and peanut emporium.[/b]
Loved these... slight ATL correction...

Atlanta chicken- crossed the road eating a peach and drinking a Pepsi. Unfortunately she was struck by a runaway Coca-Cola truck and ended up being fried in peanut oil by Chick-fil-a and consumed at Delta&#39;s general office complex.

Not a surprising fate... drinking a Pepsi in Atlanta!