Thread: Y The Chicken Crossed the Road-Humor

Still more, because you can never get enough chicken jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Nonrev Forum Edition--)

Nonrev1---- To set up a website.

Mickeymechanic (hangar line)---- The chicken's motivations are not my concern. Getting it across the road is.

Lovetofly---- To warn her family (4 crazy buddy pass riders) that a French steam-roller was coming.

Al (NonRev correspondent Australia)---- That's where the refreshments were.

Z---- Zed fares

29Palms---- I remember one time when a chicken wandered into my foxhole on Guam.

Caroljane---- To see the lights of Paris.

Synerd---- She was looking for options for her flight to Shanghai.

BRITSKI99 (NonRev correspondent London)---- The chicken crossed the road amiably enough promptly at half past four, after a delightful cup of tea and scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam.

DeltaPurser---- She jumpseated with a crow....so it was a freebie

Pago Flyer---- She had a "tip" on a horse.

Mrs767er---- It was inevitable after she saw the standby list at CDG.

Randy (NonRev correspondent Chicago)---- She wanted to see the parade.

Sgt- mechanic (B-check)---- I dunno, but I hope it stayed away from the landmines and junk.

Lynnette---- Unfortunately it was a case of the blond leading the blind.....SPLAT!

Vicki---- She wanted to stretch her legs. A SYD/LAX flight is a long time to be cooped up.

CSSup (NonRev correspondent traveling)---- It was economic necessity. It's where the job was.

and finally Why did the chciken cross the road?
Guest---- It didn't........it wasn't logged in!

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