I have a difficult enough time dealing with the concept of pineapple on pizza, but on a burger? UGH. I always consider ordering a club sandwich overseas but even at the major chain hotels, they put an egg on it. Sorry, I love eggs and egg sandwiches but I want my club to be "pure". That's like saying, I'll have a Cobb salad with tuna--it's no longer a Cobb salad...