Still more halloween safety tips.
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If the house you're living in tells you to "GO AWAY", do so immediately, don't wait for another warning.
If you've hidden from the maniac/spirit/demon/creature and you are not found, DO NOT peek from or decide it's safe to leave your hiding place. If you do decide to leave, scan the ground for twigs before you take a step.
Never believe that your companion has truly become "dispossessed."
It is very, very dangerous to back into, or through rooms.
When you have the benefit of numbers, never, ever, pair off, or go in alone. Remember, the more people the maniac/spirit/demon/creature is distracted by, the better your chance of escape
Never get into a car without first checking the back seat for occupants.
Don't play with ouija boards. If you do and the ouija board starts moving by itself, stop playing and leave.
Never stick your hand down the garbage disposal.
Especially if you just heard strange noises in your house or while sinister music is playing.
Never take the dare to spend a night in a haunted house.
If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the near by deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead.
You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.![]()
Do not mention the names of demons around open flames, as these can flare suddenly. Be especially careful of fireplaces in this regard.
Do not go into the woods, barn, dark alley, deserted carnival or any other dark, secluded place. And never, ever open a closed door if behind it you hear scratching, heavy breathing, gibbering, screams or any other strange noises from the other side.
If you discover a room in your new house full of exotic-looking laboratory machines or equipment, do not attempt to turn anything on. Also don't mix and/ or ingest any chemicals or potions. In fact, just get out of there!
If a meteor stirkes nearby, move out of town immediately. By ALL means, don't go out into the dark, deserted woods to look for it so you can poke it with a stick.
and finally
Remember that stange lights are seldom harbingers of joy. Same goes for unseasonal fog.[/list]
Happy Halloween
Keep'em flying

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