A Halloween public service announcement.
1. Under no circumstances go trick or treating in any of the following locations: Amityville, Transylvania, anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle or the Maryland countryside.
2. Don't listen to any music that contains staccato shrieking violins.
3. Don't go searching in the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
4. If the appliances in your house start operating by themselves, don't check for short circuits; just leave the house immediately.
5. If anything other than water comes out of a faucet, don't call a plumber, RUN!
6. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.
7. If you hear a strange noise coming from upstairs that sounds similar to, oh let's say a severed head falling to the floor, don't go trying to find out what it is.
8. For pete's sake...NEVER stick your hand down the garbage disposal. Especially if you just heard strange noises in your house or while sinister music is playing.
9. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and you find out it's just the cat, don't stand there sighing with relief, just get out of there fast!
10. Never hide in the closet!
If you follow the rules you should have a safe Halloween.
Keep'em flying
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