More halloween tips...because you guys never learn

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Wait until dawn to start looking for vampires

If you have a feeling you'll end up being chased by zombies during the night, remember to wear comfortable running shoes.

If someone who seems important tells you NOT to do something, (like oh... DON't look for the homicidal-chainsaw-wielding-psychopath by yourself, etc) by all means, listen to him.

Do not take (or borrow) anything from the dead. Similarly, do not poke, taunt, insult or otherwise disturb the dead. Trust me, the dead are most unforgiving on this point.

If you are working at an arctic reseach station and find a body frozen in the ice near a crashed spaceship, absolutely, positively do not thaw it out.

Don't fool with matter teleportation technology, particularity if there are flies in the room. BUZZZZZZZ!

Avoid unusually large seed pods.

Never pick up the phone to call for help, because the phone will likely be dead. Besides, monsters, psycho-killers, etc are attracted to people with phones in hand.


Never handle the rat monkey cage.

If one of your friends makes arrangements for you and the rest of your group to go on a wilderness retreat, and you find out later that there's been long-term waste dumping going on for years near where you're going to be staying, make sure to stock up on all the ammo, explosives, and weapons you can get away with carrying. You'll definitely need it when the mutated grizzly bear that lives in the woods bursts through your front door to eat you.

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If an elite military unit, or an agency sponsoring such a unit, arrives and says "we have everything under control", assume they will be wiped out after the first engagement and plan accordingly. (in otherwords-- run and keep running![/list]

Happy Halloween

Keep'em flying