Still More Lines You'll Never Hear In A Cowboy Movie

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"You 'n' and Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get started on the gazpacho and the fondue."

"It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: Men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge."

"I'm tellin' ya, I ain't shot no varmints since them PETA fellers set me straight."

"I can't go in the saloon! Jeese's got the same vest I'm wearing."

"Barkeep! Another round of daiguiris for my posse."

"Wow, four aces, you win again."

"Why Miss Kitty, never thought to wear my chaps like that."

"I sure hope the chuck wagon has a vegetarian selection."

"I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG."[/list]

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