Still more things I've learned from the movies

When landing, an airplanes's wheels always make a loud screech followed by a brief puff of smoke.

Russians use American jets with big red stars painted on the side.

A 727 on roll out, can become a 747 in cruise, a 757 on final, and an Airbus at the gate.

Cars never start in an emergency. But I know it will eventally start if you pump the gas pedal and frantically exclaim "come on, please start" while nervoulsy looking in the rear view mirror.

A car can be started by simply reaching under the dashboard, grabbing any two random wires, and touching frayed ends of the wires. Doing so not only starts the car, it also disables the locked steering column.

Leaping from high ledges is not as tragic as it might seem. it usually results in a quite beautiful swan dive with a slow head-over heels roll.

Parking garages are very dangerous places. Always use valet parking.

Women have weak ankles that will always flare up when running from a bad guy/or monster.

Women are innately scared of even the faintest of noises. However they'll never hesitate to investigae a darkened empty house, especially if wearing a sexy nightgown.

Machine guns are not very reliable weapons. Sure, they shoot bullets in rapid fire succession, but the bullets are attracted to mirrors, flower pots, vases, and various other design accessories.

Fire extinguishers are multi purpose tools used for everything except putting out a fire.

and finally
It's always a bad idea to drive behind a truck hauling chickens.

Hope this brought a smile.